| "The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to love, mad to talk, mad to be saved the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars." »Jack Kerouac |
| "Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by a mad woman only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." »Robertson Davies |
| "I am often mad, but I would hate to be nothing but mad and I think I would lose what little value I may have as a writer if I were to refuse, as a matter of principle, to accept the warming rays of the sun, and to report them, whenever, and if ever, they happen to strike me." »E. B. White |
| "In a mad world only the mad are sane." »Akira Kurosawa |
| "I both love and do not love and am mad and not mad." »Anacreon |
| "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad." »Salvador Dali |
| "He is as mad as a March hare." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad." »Salvidor Dali |
| "We are all born mad. Some remain so." »Samuel Beckett |
| "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." »Euripides |
| "I say, thou mad March hare." »John Skelton |
| "You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh." »Jay Leno |
| "You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that." »Jay Leno |
| "Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad." »Anonymous |
| "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." »Phyllis Diller |
| "Those who hear not the music. . . think the dancers mad." »Unknown |
| "Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad." »Diogenes the Cynic |
| "To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine." »Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov |
| "Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun." »Indian Proverb |
| "Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad." »Euripides |
| "I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts." »G. B. Burgin |
| "Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the mad notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it." »John Updike |
| "Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, mad with an inferior, degrading." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You will never get out of this world alive." »John Ernst Steinbeck |
| "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." »Mark Twain |
| "There is nothing more likely to drive a person mad than...an obstinate, constitutional preference of the true to the agreeable." »William Hazlitt |
| "Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
