| "class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. class is real. You can't fake it. class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it." »Ann Landers |
| "There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin |
| "I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal it is the discharge of a moral obligation." »John Dalberg |
| "Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is not there and worth being written -- it is only because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form the story will not tell itself." »Mark Twain |
| "To die is to go into the Collective Unconscious, to lose oneself in order to be transformed into form, pure form." »Hermann Hesse |
| "We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda it is a form of truth." »John F. Kennedy |
| "The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern." »Lord Acton |
| "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." »Douglas Adams |
| "A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." »Jeremy S. Anderson |
| "Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups." »Cathy Guisewite |
| "The most eloquent prayer is the prayer through hands that heal and bless. The highest form of worship is the worship of unselfish Christian service. The greatest form of praise is the sound of consecrated feet seeking out the lost and helpless." »William Franklin Billy Graham |
| "If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead." »Frank Gelett Burgess |
| "Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost." »Russell Baker |
| "Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost." »Russell Wayne Baker |
| "What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible for helping to produce the major achievement of your life." »Srully D. Blotnick |
| "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." »Robert Orben |
| "It is the first step of wisdom to recognize that the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the society in which they occur." »George Whitehead |
| "Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light for understanding and awareness." »Jim Rohn |
| "class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you." »Geof Greenleaf |
| "You don't understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender." »Budd Schulberg |
| "I am about to put foward some major ideas they will be heard and pondered. If not all of them please, surely a few will in some sort, then, I shall have contributed to the progress of our age, and shall be content." »Marquis de Sade |
| "Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives." »Marilyn Ferguson |
| "You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn't take long to call the roll." »Bum Philips |
| "The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens." »Wendell Willkie |
| "Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy." »Spike Milligan |
| "The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class." »Jack London |
| "There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." »Mark Twain |
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