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"While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance." »Elaine Richards
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"There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every one can in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less of an exception to the general rule." »Samuel Butler
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"Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the ability to put first things first. Indeed, the reason most major goals are not achieved is that we spend our time doing second things first." »Robert J. McKain
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"I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -- adding that no general proposition is worth a damn." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"I am going to Spain to fight an army without a general, and thence to the East to fight a general without an army." »Julius Caesar, (attributed)
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"The major sin is the sin of being born." »Samuel Beckett
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"Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never be said again." »Delmore Schwartz
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"The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare... It doesn't say guarantee the general welfare. And it certainly doesn't say give welfare benefits to all the people in the country who aren't doing so well even if the reason they aren't doing so well is because they're sitting on their butts in front of the TV." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." »Douglas Adams
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"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." »Jeremy S. Anderson
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"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles." »Mignon McLaughlin
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"Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups." »Cathy Guisewite
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"You, too, can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives, targets, aims and destination." »Clement Stone
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"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups." »Cathy Guisewite
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"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." »Robert Orben
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"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost." »Russell Wayne Baker
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"What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible for helping to produce the major achievement of your life." »Srully D. Blotnick
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"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead." »Frank Gelett Burgess
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"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost." »Russell Baker
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"I am about to put foward some major ideas they will be heard and pondered. If not all of them please, surely a few will in some sort, then, I shall have contributed to the progress of our age, and shall be content." »Marquis de Sade
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"It is the first step of wisdom to recognize that the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the society in which they occur." »George Whitehead
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"Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light for understanding and awareness." »Jim Rohn
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"Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives." »Marilyn Ferguson
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"All general statements are false." »Unknown
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"Men, in general, are but great children." »Napoleon Bonaparte
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"I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle." »Dwight D. Eisenhower
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"In general we are least aware of what our minds do best." »Marvin Minsky
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"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours." »Anonymous
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"Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will a general natural law" »Immanuel Kant, FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLES OF THE METAPHYSICS OF ETHICS
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"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk" »Anonymous
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