| "And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man." »A. E. Housman |
| "Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results. - in reply to comments about General Grant's drinking problems" »Abraham Lincoln |
| "They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames." »Casey Stengel |
| "When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time." »Max McGee |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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