| "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." »Douglas Adams |
| "God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday." »Sir William Bragg |
| "A theory can be proved by experiment but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory." »Albert Einstein |
| "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." »Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut |
| "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is." »Chuck Reid |
| "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "It is the theory that decides what we can observe." »Albert Einstein |
| "I have this theory - that if we're told we're bad, then that's the only ideal we'll ever have." »Jewel |
| "Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it." »Niels Henrik David Bohr |
| "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted." »Steven Wright |
| "The ultimate most holy form of theory is action." »Nikos Kazantzakis |
| "It is human to search for the theory of everything and it is superhuman to find it." »Kedar Joshi |
| "An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory." »Friedrich Engels |
| ""What if in REALITY the only great thing in [us] was just the theory of maybe loving each other"" »Sguichardo |
| "A theory has only the alternative of being wrong. A model has a third possibility - it might be right but irrelevant." »Manfred Eigen |
| "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard." »H.L. Mencken |
| "The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence." »Philo Vance |
| "If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now." »Larry Wright |
| "My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of hope are as cheap, and pleasanter, than the gloom of despair." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "The so-called method of co-education is false in theory and hamful to Christian training." »Pope Pius XI |
| "All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green." »Johann von Goethe |
| "If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world." »Albert Einstein |
| "When the Special theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion." »Albert Einstein |
| "Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience. Precepts and instruction are useful so far as they go, but, without the discipline of real life, they remain of the nature of theory only." »Samuel Smiles |
| "The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat into a reassuring fantasy-land of abstract theory and technical manipulation." »Tom Naylor |
| "Quantum mechanics is certainly imposing. But an inner voice tells me that it is not yet the real thing. The theory says a lot, but does not really bring us closer to the secret of the 'Old One.' I, at any rate, am convinced that He is not playing at dice." »Albert Einstein |
| "We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." »H.L. Mencken |
| "I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to." »Will Rogers |
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