| "The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,... A man might divorce his wife, or a wife her husband, said Charondas, but then he or she must not marry anyone younger than the divorced mate." »Will Durant |
| "many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." »James Gilmore Backus |
| "The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise." »Earl Wilson |
| "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." »Sacha Guitry |
| "If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee." »Anne Bradstreet |
| "Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife." »Richard Willard Armour |
| "No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed." »Harold MacMillan |
| "In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville |
| "America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government." »Joe Moore |
| "On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of spirit in kinsmen, wife, servants, and himself." »The Hitopadesa |
| "There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends." »Homer |
| "When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck men risk theirs." »Oscar Wilde |
| "An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks." »Ogden Nash |
| "Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned So he that goeth in to his neighbor's wife whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent." »Proverbs 627-9 Bible Hebrew |
| "A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride." »Clive Staples Lewis |
| "CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's wife. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience" »Jeffrey Vlaming |
| "On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with moderation. No No Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen but urge me not to use moderation in a cause like the present. I am in earnest I will not equivocate I will not retreat a single inch and I will be heard." »Lloyd Garrison |
| "My toughest fight was with my first wife." »Muhammad Ali |
| "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." »Henny Youngman |
| "Caesar's wife must be above suspicion." »Gaius Julius Caesar |
| "Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife." »Francis William Bourdillon |
| "A man's wife has more power over him than the state has." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." »Woody Allen |
| "man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." »Euripides |
| "An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't." »Sacha Guitry |
| "Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." »Victor Borge |
| "My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked." »Winston Churchill |
| "If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank" »Old School |
| "There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." »Benjamin Franklin |
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