| "For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But jack loved history so ... for jack history was full of heroes." »Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis |
| "I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have." »Harry S Truman |
| "I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do." »Harry S Truman |
| "All work and no play makes jack a dull boy." »John Bay |
| "One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider." »Damon Runyon |
| "jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF." »John Dingell |
| "I thought they'd get one of us, but jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it ... I thought it would be me." »Robert Francis Kennedy |
| "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting me to do big things. I will. My whole body and soul are to be thrown recklessly about the field. Every time the ball is snapped, I will be trying to do more than my part...Fight low, with your eyes open and toward the play. Watch out for crossbucks and reverse end runs. Be on your toes every minute if you expect to make good. jack." »Jack Trice |
| "Once you permit those who are convinced of their own superior rightness to censor and silence and suppress those who hold contrary opinions, just at that moment the citadel has been surrendered. For the American citadel is a man. Not man in general. Not man in the abstract. Not the majority of men. But man. That man. His worth. His uniqueness." »Archibald MacLeish |
| "Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." »Dazed and Confused |
| "The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best coordinate the brains and talents of his associates." »Sir William Alton Jones |
| "It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man." »Francis Bacon |
| "Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can." »Vince Lombardi |
| "The man for whom law exists -- the man of forms, the Conservative, is a tame man." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "A man with a half volition goes backwards and forwards, and makes no way on the smoothest road a man with a whole volition advances on the roughest, and will reach his purpose, if there be even a little worthiness in it. The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. Have a purpose in life and having it, throw such strength of mind and muscle into your work as God has given you." »Thomas Carlyle |
| "The air is precious to the red man, for all things share the same breath-the beast, the tree, the man, they all share the same breath. The white man does not seem to notice the air he breathes. Like a man dying for many days, he is numb to the stench." »Chief Seattle |
| "The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine man.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart mark and avoid him." »Cicero |
| "The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness who in the view of danger is prepared to give up his life and who does not forget an old agreement however far back it extends - such a man may be reckoned a complete man." »Confucius |
| "I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a man without money rather than money without a man." »Themistocles |
| "Ignorance of the law excuses no man Not that all men know the law, but because 'tis an excuse every man will plead, and no man can tell how to refute him." »John Selden |
| "Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings." »John F. Kennedy |
| "Trent I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man." »Swingers |
| "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything." »Johann K. Lavater |
| "There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all" »William Hart Coleridge |
| "The spirit of man communes with Heaven the omnipotence of Heaven resides in man. Is the distance between Heaven and man very great" »Hung Tzu-ch'eng |
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