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"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." »Nick Faldo
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"Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too." »Henry Louis Mencken
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"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." »Ann Landers
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"I know nothing about sex because I was always married." »Zsa Zsa Gabor
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"Love is so much better when you are not married." »Maria Callas
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"One should never know too precisely whom one has married." »Friedrich Nietzsche
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"A married man with a family will do anything for money." »Charles De Talleyrand
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"I married beneath me - all women do." »Nancy Astor
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"I married beneath me. All women do." »Lady Nancy Astor
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""You don't have to motivate passion, unless you're married"" »Tom Zegan
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up." »Barbara Bush
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"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." »Clint Eastwood
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up." »Barbara Bush
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"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." »Zsa Zsa Gabor
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"Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart." »Becky Rodenbeck
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"What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Whenever I get married I start buying
Gourmet Magazine
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"married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." »Katharine Hepburn
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"Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." »Victor Borge
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"The only really happy folk are married women and single men." »Henry Louis Mencken
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"If you want to appreciate the Sun, be a miner; to value the land, be a sailor and to long for freedom, get married!.." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me." »Bette Midler
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"The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married." »Cyril Connolly
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"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." »Mickey Rooney
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"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not." »Mary Catherine Bateson
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"A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity." »V. P. Skipper
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"I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the other sympathizes." »Earl of Chesterfield
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." »Rita Rudner
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"Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a newly married couple." »Charles Lamb
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| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
