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"Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. mary And what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with." »There's Something About Mary
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"ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction. A thirteen-year-old boy whom he had befriended tried unsuccessfully to teach him simple multiplication and division." »Jan Ehrenwald.
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"You've been listening to the adagio from Beethoven's 7th Symphony. I think ludwig pretty much summed up death in this one. You know, he had lost just about all his hearing when he wrote it, and I've often wondered if that didn't help him tune into the final silence of the great beyond." »Andrew Schneider
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"If I had been the Virgin mary, I would have said "No."" »Margaret "Stevie" Smith
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"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you." »Dorothy Parker, telegram to friend who had given birth
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"Lloyd When I met mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber
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"Life with mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." »Jean Kerr
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"When Charles first saw our child mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." »Helen Hayes
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"My wife mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." »Jack Benny
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"Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..." »Dumb & Dumber
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"mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary
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"Mikee is a very lovely name and would remind you of Micky! But when you meet her in the future you would admire and love her forever for the rest of your life. Mikee, Mikee have you chose your lover forever to mary and will love till death?" »B-BOY DWIN
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