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"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
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"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic." »Thomas Szasz
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"Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic." »Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Science and Scientism"
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"By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead
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"I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb
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"Walking is man's best medicine." »Hippocrates
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"No medicine cures what happiness cannot." »Gabrid Garcia Marquez
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"The miserable have no other medicine But only hope." »Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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"Regimen is superior to medicine." »Voltaire
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"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." »Lord Byron
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"If thou art a man, speak not much about thine own manliness, for not every champion driveth the ball to the goal." »Sa?di
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"Written words in solitary are medicine." »Sharon Greatwood Callen
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"Music is a medicine for many... Silence is a poison for some..." »Jacqui Webb
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"No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman
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"The more weakness the more falsehood; strength goes straight: every cannon ball that has in it hollows and holes goes crooked." »Richter
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"Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die." »Deborah Martin
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"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." »John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
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"A little rebellion now and then...is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government." »Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, 1787
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"Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health." »Thomas Tusser
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"One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine." »William Osler
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"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world a prescription often given, too rarely taken." »Dr. Karl Menninger
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"'Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. -- last words before his beheadding" »Sir Walter Raleigh
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"If you are good at in the art of finding consolation, it means that you have the best medicine after the disasters." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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