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"If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Man's many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his pocket. The more he has the more they weigh him down." »Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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"Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Engineering is a great profession. There is the fascination of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realisation in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings homes to men or women. Then it elevates the standard of living and adds to the comforts of life. This is the engineer's high privilege." »Herbert Hoover
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"Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either." »Jerry Coleman
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