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"If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a german, and France will claim me a citizen of the world. However, if it proves wrong, France will say I'm a german, and Germany will say that I'm a jew." »Albert Einstein
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"There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
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"There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin
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"middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle." »Bob Hope
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"I owe all my knowledge to the german inventor, Johannes Gutenberg!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I married a german. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me." »Bette Midler
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"Whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth." »Mark Twain
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"If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a german and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world." »Albert Einstein
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"For too long, many nations, including my own, tolerated, even excused, oppression in the middle East in the name of stability. Oppression became common, but stability never arrived. We must take a different approach. We must help the reformers of the middle East as they work for freedom, and strive to build a community of peaceful, democratic nations." »George W. Bush, Speech to UN General Assembly, September 21, 2004
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"I cherish the Franco-German cooperation as one of the most important developments in post-war Europe. But I will not accept is as being so sacrosanct that the rest of us shall simply adapt to what is decided between Paris and Berlin." »Uffe Ellemann-Jensen, President, ELDR 1995-2000, Foreign Minister 1982-1993, Nordic Embassies in Berlin 23 September 2003
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"A university anywhere can aim no higher than to be as British as possible for the sake of the undergraduates, as german as possible for the sake of the public at large-and as confused as possible for the preservation of the whole uneasy balance." »Clark Kerr
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"The german is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word, his very glance. The condition of servitude is inherent in him, in his very soul and worse than the physical is the spiritual slavery. The Germans must be set free from wit" »Heinrich Heine
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"All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately... The SS, SA and Stahlhelm give every respectable german man the opportunity of campaigning with them. Therefore anyone who does not belong to one of the above named organisations and who unjustifiably nevertheless keeps his weapon... must be regarded as an enemy of the national government." »SA Oberfuhrer of Bad Tolz, March, 1933.
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"A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it is all together. It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's what those Germans do. They take part of a verb and put it down here, like a stake, and they take the other part of it and put it a way over yonder like another stake, and between these two limits they just shovel in german." »Mark Twain
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"A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end." »Aristotle
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"To feel "fit as a fiddle" you must tone down your middle." »Author Unknown
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"Virtue lies in the middle ground." »Dr. Jose P. Rizal
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"Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night." »Philip K. Dick
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"In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over." »Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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"In the middle of the storm, the 'a' of the atheist drops!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." »Albert Einstein
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"The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." »Doris Day
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." »Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
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"middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." »Ogden Nash
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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget." »Adela Rogers St.John
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"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble." »Dennis Fakes
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"Unless man anchors the real love, man will always drift in the middle of nowhere!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age." »William Feather
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