| "There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin |
| "Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. You can't fake it. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it." »Ann Landers |
| "The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class." »Aristotle |
| "Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll." »Billy Madison |
| "I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal it is the discharge of a moral obligation." »John Dalberg |
| "Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern." »Lord Acton |
| "Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you." »Geof Greenleaf |
| "You don't understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender." »Budd Schulberg |
| "A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end." »Aristotle |
| "You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn't take long to call the roll." »Bum Philips |
| "The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens." »Wendell Willkie |
| "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." »Albert Einstein |
| "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." »Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde |
| "Virtue lies in the middle ground." »Dr. Jose P. Rizal |
| "Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night." »Philip K. Dick |
| "Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy." »Spike Milligan |
| "The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class." »Jack London |
| "We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over." »Ambrose Gwinett Bierce |
| "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." »Doris Day |
| "Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble." »Dennis Fakes |
| "There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." »Mark Twain |
| "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee." »Tellis Frank |
| "The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy." »Friedrich Engels |
| "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." »Rita Rudner |
| "During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost." »Dante Alighieri |
| "Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife." »Richard Willard Armour |
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