| "I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." »Child Age 7 |
| "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." »Emo Phillips |
| "There is no sense in crying over spilt milk." »Sophocles |
| "I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now." »Lamar Alexander |
| "In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." »Rita Rudner |
| "Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks." »David Dean Rusk |
| "Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream." »W. S. Gilbert |
| "Meditation is the soul's perspective glass." »Owen Felltham |
| "It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry." »Nikolai Gogol |
| "And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare |
| "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." »Martin Mull |
| "He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb |
| "The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water" »Signs |
| "Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o' the milk of human kindness." »William Shakespeare |
| "Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Fortune is like glass--the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken." »Publilius Syrus |
| "Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not." »Mary Bertone |
| "Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh |
| "Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun, too glorious to be gazed on in his sphere." »Brigham Young |
| "Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them." »Curtis Grant |
| "All the fundamental concepts which make up the kind of people we are today had their modern conception in the Tudor and Stuart periods. For us, that's the milk in the coconut." »Louis Booker Wright |
| "People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within." »Elizabeth Kubler-Ross |
| "You should respect each other and refrain from disputes you should not, like water and oil, repel each other, but should, like milk and water, mingle together." »Buddha |
| "When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time." »Max McGee |
| "Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma." »Happy Gilmore |
| "Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is filled full of great tolerance and the milk of human kindness. The person who achieves must generally be a one-ideaed individual, concentrated entirely on that one idea, and ruthless in his aspect toward other men and other ideas." »Corinne Roosevelt Robinson |
| "How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in 1960, the percentage rise in textile imports from 1957 to 1960 and the number of speeches cleared by the Defense Department is not quite clear, but anyway, he did. He either overwhelmed you with decimal points or disarmed you with a smile and a wisecrack." »James Barrett Scotty Reston |
| "There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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