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"I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." »Child Age 7
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." »Emo Phillips
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"Religion is a bell jar; you cannot find God in that jar, because it is your bell jar, you have created it! Break the glass prison and get fresh air, elevate your intelligence! Wake up and open your eyes; see the truth beyond your prison! If you can’t break the glass, don’t worry; science will do it for you!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"There is no sense in crying over spilt milk." »Sophocles
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"Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality." »Clifton Fadiman
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"I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now." »Lamar Alexander
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"The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks." »David Dean Rusk
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"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." »Rita Rudner
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"Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream." »W. S. Gilbert
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"Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o' the milk of human kindness." »William Shakespeare
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"Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk." »Henry David Thoreau
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"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." »Andrew Schneider
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"Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side." »Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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""He was an old sock and she was a glass slipper"" »William Parsons
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"Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them." »Curtis Grant
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"If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago." »Steve Jobs
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"And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare
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"It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry." »Nikolai Gogol
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"Meditation is the soul's perspective glass." »Owen Felltham
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"Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water" »Signs
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"If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian." »Paul McCartney
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"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." »Paul McCartney
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"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." »Terry Pratchett
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"And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare
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"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." »Martin Mull
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"All the fundamental concepts which make up the kind of people we are today had their modern conception in the Tudor and Stuart periods. For us, that's the milk in the coconut." »Louis Booker Wright
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"The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives." »Calvin Trillin
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"The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb
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"He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb
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"Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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