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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"Have you not learned that not stocks or bonds or stately homes or products of mill or field are our country It is the splendid thought that is in our minds." »Benjamin Harrison
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Anger is a rough water; if you can canalize it into a water mill, you can benefit from it. Anything bad can be transformed into good." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend." »Paris Hilton
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"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?" »Anne Frank
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." »Joan Rivers
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"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all." »Queen Victoria
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"Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman." »Alexandre Dumas
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"Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases." »Francois Sagan
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"I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy
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"Lately..... all a girl desires from a guy is a GOOD SOUL(Standard of Ur Living)!!!!!" »Siddharth Astir
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"The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat." »S. S. Biddle
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"The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb
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"You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth dying to have kissed you." »Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)
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"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it." »Maurice Chevalier
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"Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish
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"Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." »Coming to America
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"One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty." »Maxim Gorky
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"The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness." »Victor Hugo
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin
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"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." »John Barrymore
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