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"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb." »Benny Hill
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." »Robert Wilensky
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare" »Blair Houghton
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"If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies." »Quentin Tarantino, Referring to the movie Pulp Fiction
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"We composers are at least as significant as the stars who make 14 million or 15 million. You just don't see us." »Michael Kamen
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"I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static, take pi to 10 million, 20 million digits, that I'll find something really incredible. Not just a pattern, not just an order, but a sign. A mathematical sign." »Andrew Schneider
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"People think we make 3 million and 4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make 500,000." »Pete Incaviglia
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"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million." »Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars." »Hobart Brown
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""I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars."" »Tom Zegan
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"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty, add a hundred more A thousand to that hundred so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun." »Robert Herrick
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"You can win a million battles but you can only lose one." »R. A. Salvatore, Homeland
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""I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first."" »Tom Zegan
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"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time." »Mae West
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"It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not." »Albert Brooks
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"Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 million DOLLARS." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
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"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." »William Jennings Bryan
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""I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks!" »Tom Zegan
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"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." »Alec Bourne
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"Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em." »Casey Stengel
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"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." »Josef Stalin
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"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." »Joseph Stalin
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"All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million." »Tommy Lasorda, on pitcher Fernando Valenzuela
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"There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles." »Neil Simon, in Playboy, Feb. 1979
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"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." »Joseph Stalin
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"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse." »Rudyard Kipling
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"It's so glamorous, you have to see it. (describing the 92 million Rock & Roll Hall of Fame)" »Aretha Franklin
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"When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray." »Dr. Laura Schlessinger
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"The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one." »Jill Churchill
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"Ther's some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed an 80 million contract with Virgin Records)" »Don Passmani
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