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"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb." »Benny Hill
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." »Robert Wilensky
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare" »Blair Houghton
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"We composers are at least as significant as the stars who make 14 million or 15 million. You just don't see us." »Michael Kamen
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"If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies." »Quentin Tarantino, Referring to the movie Pulp Fiction
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"I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static, take pi to 10 million, 20 million digits, that I'll find something really incredible. Not just a pattern, not just an order, but a sign. A mathematical sign." »Andrew Schneider
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"Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated." »Cynthia Nelms
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"People think we make 3 million and 4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make 500,000." »Pete Incaviglia
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"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million." »Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars." »Hobart Brown
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""I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars."" »Tom Zegan
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"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty, add a hundred more A thousand to that hundred so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun." »Robert Herrick
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"This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go." »Unknown
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""I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first."" »Tom Zegan
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"You can win a million battles but you can only lose one." »R. A. Salvatore, Homeland
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""I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks!" »Tom Zegan
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"Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 million DOLLARS." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
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"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time." »Mae West
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"It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not." »Albert Brooks
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"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." »William Jennings Bryan
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"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." »Alec Bourne
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"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." »Josef Stalin
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"Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em." »Casey Stengel
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"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." »Joseph Stalin
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"All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million." »Tommy Lasorda, on pitcher Fernando Valenzuela
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"There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles." »Neil Simon, in Playboy, Feb. 1979
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"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse." »Rudyard Kipling
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"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." »Joseph Stalin
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"One of the chief obstacles to intelligence is credulity, and credulity could be enormously diminished by instructions as to the prevalent forms of mendacity. Credulity is a greater evil in the present day than it ever was before, because, owing to the growth of education, it is much easier than it used to be to spread misinformation, and, owing to democracy, the spread of misinformation is more important than in former times to the holders of power." »Bertrand Russell
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"It's so glamorous, you have to see it. (describing the 92 million Rock & Roll Hall of Fame)" »Aretha Franklin
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