| "My favorite animal is steak." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth across the road" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." »Albert Einstein |
| "Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways." »Stephen Vincent Benet |
| "First I thought it was numbness, shock. The inability to believe that a just God could allow someone to destroy a gold mine of prehistoric knowledge for a year's worth of Salisbury steak...Life is a mystery. One man's life- altering experience is another man's tenderloin." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." »Jim Bishop |
| "There's a sucker born every minute." »P Barnum |
| "If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done." »Unknown |
| "The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." »Maureen Dowd |
| "The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost." »George Shultz |
| "A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your acquaintance will in a thousand years." »Unknown |
| "The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind." »May Sarton |
| "Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it." »E. D. Hulse |
| "When you are in any contest you should work as if there were - to the very last minute - a chance to lose it." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there. But immediately. You can't afford to lose a minute." »J. D. Salinger |
| "The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything." »John Irving |
| "Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth." »Louis Celine |
| "Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run." »Rudyard Kipling |
| "However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an hour and minute, when some significant action is performed for the first or last time." »Peter Quennell |
| "First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute a man finds himself in that position, the next thing he should do is reach out his arms." »Kristin Hunter |
| "The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public." »Joe Moore |
| "Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." »Mark Twain |
| "The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman |
| "It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird He would have snapped 'em off short in a minute, like sticks of sealing wax." »Charles Dickens |
| "Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon forgotten charities of a kiss or a smile, a kind look or heartfelt compliment." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me, I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way." »Edgar Albert Guest |
| "The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway." »Lionel Richie |
| "When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn." »Harriet |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
