| "A garden is evidence of faith. It links us with all the misty figures of the past who also planted and were nourished by the fruits of their planting." »Gladys Taber |
| "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." »Desiderius Erasmus |
| "O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on." »William Shakespeare |
| "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum rex est luscus." »Desiderius Erasmus |
| "Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides." »Harry S Truman |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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