| "There should be a detective show called 'Johnny monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches." »Robert Hutchins |
| "I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey. 'That's different. For a monkey, it's terrific.'" »Igor Stravinsky |
| "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." »Robert Benchley |
| "Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill |
| "I think we might be going a bridge too far." »Sir Frederick Browning |
| "Praise the bridge that carried you over." »George Colman |
| "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment." »Jim Rohn |
| "He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass." »George Herbert |
| "I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'" »Oscar Levant |
| "Faith--is the Pierless bridge Supporting what We see Unto the Scene that We do not." »Emily Elizabeth Dickinson |
| "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "If there was a bridge between the Sun and the Earth, that would be a wonderful road to hell!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn." »David Russell |
| "Religion is not a bridge between God and Man; it is a Great Wall of China between them!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "The statesman's duty is to bridge the gap between his nation's experience and his vision." »Robert Francis Kennedy |
| "We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd." »Anonymous |
| ".....if you're driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you see a sign that says bridge Out, pray for some intellectual understanding of that message, or you're going to have an experience you'll never forget" »Dag Hammarskjld |
| "When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn bridge." »Helen Hayes |
| "The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between the sharers which can be the basis for understanding much of what is not shared between them, and lessens the threat of their difference." »Adure Lord |
| "By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,Here once the embattled farmers stood,And fired the shot heard round the world." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them." »Unknown |
| "The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth, and, at length, the middle-aged man concludes to build a woodshed with them." »I. F. Stone |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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