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"There should be a detective show called 'Johnny monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey. 'That's different. For a monkey, it's terrific.'" »Igor Stravinsky
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"It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches." »Robert Hutchins
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." »Robert Benchley
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"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." »H. L. Mencken
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"An American monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." »Charles Darwin
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"Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill
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"I think we might be going a bridge too far." »Sir Frederick Browning
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"He that would be a leader must be a bridge." »Welsh Proverb
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"Praise the bridge that carried you over." »George Colman
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"He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass." »George Herbert
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"He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself." »George Herbert
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"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'" »Oscar Levant
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"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment." »Jim Rohn
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"Religion is not a bridge between God and Man; it is a Great Wall of China between them!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If there was a bridge between the Sun and the Earth, that would be a wonderful road to hell!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." »Nikita Khrushchev
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"Faith--is the Pierless bridge Supporting what We see Unto the Scene that We do not." »Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
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"Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even when there is no river." »Nikita Khrushchev
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"The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn." »David Russell
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"The statesman's duty is to bridge the gap between his nation's experience and his vision." »Robert Francis Kennedy
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"He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven." »Lord Herbert
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"Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason." »Author Unknown
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"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." »David Russell
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""Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex." »Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
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"Life is the art of finding or building a bridge with a great determination every time you come across a precipice!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd." »Anonymous
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".....if you're driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you see a sign that says bridge Out, pray for some intellectual understanding of that message, or you're going to have an experience you'll never forget" »Dag Hammarskjld
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"When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn bridge." »Helen Hayes
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