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"There should be a detective show called 'Johnny monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey. 'That's different. For a monkey, it's terrific.'" »Igor Stravinsky
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"It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches." »Robert Hutchins
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"In business when you are attracting new business by the positive manner with which you have handled your old business that is called magnetism and it is practically irresistible." »Chase LeBlanc
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." »Robert Benchley
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"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." »H. L. Mencken
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"An American monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." »Charles Darwin
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"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill
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"Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business." »Henry Ford
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"Innovation in products, services, value chains and business models is the only sustainable growth strategy. New knowledge and business networks will shape the new global economy." »Med Jones
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"Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly." »Aldus Manutius
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"The chief business of the American people is business." »Calvin Coolidge
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"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." »David Letterman
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"For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill is a luxury like Mah-Jongg. But when the issue is brought home to them, war becomes as important, for the necessary period, as business or sport. And it is hard to decide which is likely to be the more ominous for the Axis -- an American decision that this is sport, or that it is business." »D. W. Brogan
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""Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex." »Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
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"All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper? Outside? What if it rains?"" »Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
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"Concentration of wealth and power has been built upon other people's money, other people's business, other people's labor. Under this concentration, independent business has been a menace to American society." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"There's no business like show business." »Irving Berlin
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"What business strategy is all about; what distinguishes it from all other kinds of business planning - is, in a word, competitive advantage. Without competitors there would be no need for strategy, for the sole purpose of strategic planning is to enable the company to gain, as effectively as possible, a sustainable edge over its competitors" »Keniche Ohnae
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"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling." »Ambrose Bierce
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"An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he is a hyena or a jackal!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"What other people think about me is not my business." »Michael J. Fox, Lucky Man - a memoir
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"I like Mr Gorbachev, we can do business together." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher
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"Every man has business and desire,
Such as it is." »William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 5
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"The law is a horrible business." »Clarence Darrow
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"When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business." »Lenny Bruce
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"Let every man mind his own business." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"If I love you, what business is it of yours" »Johann von Goethe
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