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"There should be a detective show called 'Johnny monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey. 'That's different. For a monkey, it's terrific.'" »Igor Stravinsky
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"It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches." »Robert Hutchins
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"Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount." »Brendan Francis Behan
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." »Robert Benchley
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"Climb the ladder only if it takes you to somewhere high! Some ascents may descend you to low places!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill
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"Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher." »Thomas Henry Huxley
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"We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices themselves underfoot." »Saint Augustine
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"Four Lessons on Life 1. Never take down a fence until you know why it was put up. 2. If you get too far ahead of the army, your soldiers may mistake you for the enemy. 3. Don't complain about the bottom rungs of the ladder they helped to get you higher. 4. If you want to enjoy the rainbow, be prepared to endure the storm." »Warren Wiersbe
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"Funny business, a woman's career the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." »Joseph L. Mankiewicz
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"I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he is a hyena or a jackal!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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