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"The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undisguisable." »John Cheever
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"recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini." »Raymond Smullyan
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions." »George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty
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"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." »David Bissonette
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"It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record." »John Blasik
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"recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience" »Thomas John Watson, Sr.
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." »J Danforth Quayle
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"Innumerable voices have been asserting for some time now that human society is passing through a crisis, that its stability has been gravely shattered. It is characteristic of such a situation that individuals feel indifferent or even hostile toward the group, small or large, to which they belong. In order to illustrate my meaning, let me record here a personal experience. I recently discussed with an intelligent and well-disposed man the threat of another war, which in my opinion would seriously endanger the existence of mankind, and I remarked that only a supranational organization would offer protection from that danger. Thereupon my visitor, very calmly and coolly, said to me Why are you so deeply opposed to the disappearance of the human race" »Albert Einstein
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