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"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." »Sam Levenson
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"My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin" »Bill Watterson
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"Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all." »Romanian Proverb
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"God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done." »Harry Emerson Fosdick
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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"What is play to the cat is death to the mouse." »Danish proverb
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"I love Mickey mouse more than any woman I've ever known." »Walt Disney
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"Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life." »John Rogers
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown
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"An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications." »John Herro
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"Death is much like an alarm clock
except there is never a snooze button
to give you just a moment more,
before you really have to wake." »Ronnie Rickner
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"The mouse , The KEYBOARD and The Monitor over the years came closer and closer and became a family known as LAPTOP" »Siddharth Astir
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"I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable. (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards)" »Lizzy Gardiner
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary
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