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"I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Trent I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man." »Swingers
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"industry of war is the industry of shame" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Never say never, cause 'never' is like when the hero dies at the end of a movie." »Zen diab
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"Never judge a book by its movie." »J. W. Eagan
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"Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie Ben Hur." »Deane Jordan
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"I'm never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz Taylor is never going to teach first and second grade." »Mary J. Wilson
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." »Will Rogers
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"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars." »Fred Allen
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"The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone." »Henry Adams
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"Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement." »James Goldsmith
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"A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune." »Richard Whately
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"There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by one's own industry or by the stupidity of others." »Jean de la Bruyere
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"Parents? affection is best shown by their teaching their children industry and self-denial." »Burmese Proverb
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"It will go down in history as a turning point for the music industry. This is landmark stuff. I can't overestimate it!" »Steve Jobs
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"God has so made the mind of man that a peculiar deliciousness resides in the fruits of personal industry." »Wilberforce
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"Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion." »Edmund Burke, Speech to the electors of Bristol. 3 Nov. 1774
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"There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end." »Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
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"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult." »Samuel Johnson
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"While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife." »Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops
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"The miracle, or the power, that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application, and perseverance under the prompting of a brave, determined spirit." »Mark Twain
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"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me." »Ralph Ellison, "The Invisible Man"
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"If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies." »Quentin Tarantino, Referring to the movie Pulp Fiction
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"If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as candle making industry threatened." »Newt Gingrich
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"My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. (On steel industry executives who increased prices)" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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"I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Imagination, industry, and intelligence-the three I's-are all indispensable to the actress, but of these three the greatest is, without doubt, imagination." »Ellen Terry
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"Though you may yourself abound in treasure, teach your son some handicraft; for a heavy purse of gold and silver may run to waste, but the purse of the artisan?s industry can never get empty." »Sa?di
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"That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise." »Abraham Lincoln
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