We've found 2 quotes for 'mummy' (0.131 seconds):

Movies: All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy: For Love or Mummy (1999) • Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971) • Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy (1999) • Mummy Returns (2001) • Mummy's Hand (1940) • Mummy (1932) • Mummy (1959) • Mummy (1999) • Oh Mummy! Sutekh's Story (2004) • Tale of the Mummy (1998) • We Want Our Mummy (1939)

"If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, 'Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
New: We also know Zip Codes FYI!

Pages:

[All]