| "Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish |
| "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin |
| "I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place." »Steven Wright |
| "There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand." »Charles Rosin |
| "If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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