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"Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'" »Stephen William Hawking
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"There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth." »Agnes Repplier
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"It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked." »Warren Buffett
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"You're born naked, the rest is drag." »Ru Paul
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"It's only when the tide goes out that you discover who's been swimming naked." »Warren Buffett
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"Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly." »Rosalind Russell
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"In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly than we see others awake." »Henry David Thoreau
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"Clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society." »Mark Twain
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"We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent." »Alison Lurie
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"Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked truth." »Hubert Humphrey
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"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." »Dave Barry
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"An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout." »Unknown
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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." »Wilson Mizner
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"And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ And seem a saint, when most I play the devil." »William Shakespeare
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"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally." »Lillian Day
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"The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings." »Dan Cook
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"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher
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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." »William Shakespeare
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"You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor your nights without a want and a grief, But rather when these things girdle your life and yet you rise above them naked and unbound." »Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
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"A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman." »American Proverb
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"A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." »Herbert Spencer
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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping load, Like a friend hid in a cloud." »William Blake
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"The First lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband." »Lady Bird Johnson
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"The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
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"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." »Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
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"I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus, for example. It strikes me as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty in stopping the tears rolling down my cheeks." »Anne Frank, from The Diary of a Young Girl, January 5, 1944
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"For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?
And what is it to cease breathing, but to free the breath from its restless tides, that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered?" »Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
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"lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare
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| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
