| "For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always wrong" »H.L. Mencken |
| "There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "I thought using the Ayatollah's money to support the Nicaraguan resistance ... was a neat idea." »Oliver L. North |
| "When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there." »Harold Monro |
| "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." »John Lehman |
| "If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, 'Injection I thought you said inspection'.' They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don't encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire but are lousy in politics." »Newt Gingrich |
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