| "Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore |
| "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The 'net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." »William Gibson |
| "The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb |
| "The net interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it." »John Gilmore |
| "If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls." »Mother Theresa |
| "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." »Errol Flynn |
| "I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser." »Charles Schwab |
| "Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most beautiful prizes slip through it." »Georges Duhamel |
| "Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame." »MG Siriam |
| "By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros |
| "Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest, it is possible to destroy the very thing that makes it a unique and special place. That's just as true of the net." »Glen Raphael |
| "Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways." »Samuel McChord Crothers |
| "I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb |
| "Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead |
| "The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman |
| "When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest." »Ty Cobb |
| "There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige |
| "Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound |
| "The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I was about five feet eight inches tall. I put the ball up and felt totally at ease with the shot. I was completely confident it would go in and I've been shooting it ever since." »Kareem Abdul-Jabar |
| "When you control the ball, you control the score." »Pele |
| "Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls." »Mother Theresa |
| "Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big H. A most ripping victory. Cleo McDowell Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs." »Coming to America |
| "Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself." »David Mamet |
| "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." »Dave Barry |
| "Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various talk th'instuctive hours they past,Who gave the ball, or paid the visit lastOne speaks the glory of the British Queen,And one describes a charming Indian screenlA third interprets motions, looks and eyesAt every word a reputation dies." »Alexander Pope |
| "I've always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can't do any more than that. I always try to give one hundred percent and if my team loses, I come back and give one hundred percent the next day." »Jesse Barfield |
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