| "The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb |
| "If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu |
| "If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb |
| "The 'net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." »William Gibson |
| "The net interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it." »John Gilmore |
| "Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls." »Mother Theresa |
| "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." »Errol Flynn |
| "I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser." »Charles Schwab |
| "Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most beautiful prizes slip through it." »Georges Duhamel |
| "Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame." »MG Siriam |
| "Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest, it is possible to destroy the very thing that makes it a unique and special place. That's just as true of the net." »Glen Raphael |
| "Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways." »Samuel McChord Crothers |
| "It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb |
| "You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger |
| "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem |
| "fish and visitors smell in three days." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish." »Ovid |
| "No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish." »John Ruskin |
| "fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb |
| "Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it." »Lao Tzu |
| "fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb |
| "Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." »Steven Wright |
| "Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten." »Cree Indian Prophecy |
| "In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem." »J. Deville |
| "Priest is a fisherman and Holy Book is a fishook. We either refuse to be a fish or we burn in the frying pan of irrationality!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
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