| "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." »Errol Flynn |
| "When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income." »Plato |
| "The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." »Lord Thomas Dewar |
| "The 'net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." »William Gibson |
| "The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb |
| "The net interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it." »John Gilmore |
| "Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls." »Mother Theresa |
| "I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser." »Charles Schwab |
| "Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most beautiful prizes slip through it." »Georges Duhamel |
| "Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame." »MG Siriam |
| "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery." »Charles Dickens |
| "Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest, it is possible to destroy the very thing that makes it a unique and special place. That's just as true of the net." »Glen Raphael |
| "Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways." »Samuel McChord Crothers |
| "These days an income is something you can't live without--or within." »Tom Wilson |
| "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." »Oscar Wilde |
| "There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income." »Edmund Wilson |
| "A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of." »Jane Austen |
| "There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail." »Logan Pearsall Smith |
| "First secure an independent income, then practice virtue." »Greek Proverb |
| "The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." »Albert Einstein |
| "The chief problem with lower income farmers is poverty." »Nelson Rockefeller |
| "income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." »Herman Wouk |
| "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers |
| "All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." »Samuel Butler |
| "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." »Arthur C. Clarke |
| "On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." »Tom Lehrer |
| "I am indeed rich, since my income is superior to my expense, and my expense is equal to my wishes." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "I'm not naive. I realise that quality of life and income are inextricably bound together, but sooner or later we're going to have to ask ourselves whether it is possible to make life more meaningful without charging it to Visa." »Daron Hicklin |
| "Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind." »George F. Gilder |
| "Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college." »Bill Vaughan |
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