| "Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address." »Anonymous |
| "Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address." »Lane Olinghouse |
| "A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67." »Norman R. Augustine |
| "The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words." »David McIntosh |
| "As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to ... the American people Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible. (On the Vietnam War)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |