| "I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all." »Romanian Proverb |
| "What is play to the cat is death to the mouse." »Danish proverb |
| "I love Mickey mouse more than any woman I've ever known." »Walt Disney |
| "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown |
| "When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "I don't say that the bird is 'good' or the bat is 'bad.' But I will say this At least the bird is less nude." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The mouse , The KEYBOARD and The Monitor over the years came closer and closer and became a family known as LAPTOP" »Siddharth Astir |
| "Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..." »Old School |
| "I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable. (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards)" »Lizzy Gardiner |
| "Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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