| "tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. tax that fellow behind the tree.'" »Russell Long |
| "What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance." »Havelock Ellis |
| "Most tax revisions didn't improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself complicated, unfair, cluttered with gobbledygook and loopholes designed for those with the power and influence to hire high-priced legal and tax advisers." »Ronald Reagan |
| "The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." »Lord Thomas Dewar |
| "A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become a nuisance to the world." »Dorothy L. Sayers |
| "No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days." »Titus Maccius Plautus |
| "The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances." »Robert Staughton Lynd |
| "Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world." »Philip Howard |
| "Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt." »Howard Aiken |
| "The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." »Albert Einstein |
| "Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent." »Jonathan Swift |
| "I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my day." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Someone must stand up to those who say, Here's the key, there's the Treasury, just take as many of those hard-earned tax dollars as you want." »Ronald Reagan |
| "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers |
| "Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." »Herman Wouk |
| "How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form" »Stanton Delaplane |
| "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." »Arthur C. Clarke |
| "Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled." »J Danforth Quayle |
| "On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." »Tom Lehrer |
| "When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income." »Plato |
| "For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill is a luxury like Mah-Jongg. But when the issue is brought home to them, war becomes as important, for the necessary period, as business or sport. And it is hard to decide which is likely to be the more ominous for the Axis -- an American decision that this is sport, or that it is business." »D. W. Brogan |
| "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for Flight Attendent Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one Ricky They're complementary Flight Attendent Yes. Ricky You bet your ass I would." »Made |
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