| "The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine." »Marcus Terentius Varro |
| "Like the number of apples Contained within a single apple seed Each opportunity that we seize Contains an untold number of benefits." »Rick Irving |
| "There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number." »Doug Larson |
| "The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms." »Albert Einstein |
| "I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying." »Tom Hopkins |
| "number is the Word but is not utterance it is wave and light, though no one sees it it is rhythm and music, though no one hears it. Its variations are limitless and yet it is immutable. Each form of life is a particular reverberation of number." »Maurice Druon |
| "There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two." »Bernd Brecher |
| "Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary |
| "Feeding the starving poor only increases their number." »Ben Bova |
| "A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not." »Henry Fielding |
| "Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." »Jean Kerr |
| "There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number." »Jerry Coleman |
| "There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job." »Peter Drucker |
| "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone" »James Grover Thurber |
| "When we turn to one another for counsel we reduce the number of our enemies." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let alone." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions." »Robert A. Humphrey |
| "If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!.." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." »Anonymous |
| "Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart attack." »Anthony Robbins |
| "Well, we've only had a certain number of executions in the last few years- whatever it was- and two of them were for the personal convenience of Truman Capote." »William Frank Buckley, Jr. |
| "Man is multiplied by the "number of languages" he possesses and speaks. (Los Viajes!)" »Dr. Jose P. Rizal |
| "It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own." »Conan Doyle |
| "Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them." »Alfred North Whitehead |
| "A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians, a sign of weakness and malady." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood." »Laurence Sterne |
| "I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." »Neil Armstrong |
| "New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move." »David Letterman |
| "After people have repeated a phrase a great number of times, they begin to realize it has meaning and may even be true." »H. G. Wells |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
