| "The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed." »William John Bennett |
| "Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery." »Prince Otto |
| "Life is the soul's nursery--Its training place for the destinies of eternity." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul, but his life." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days." »Isabel Waxman |
| "Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education. It has been discovered that the best way to ensure implicit obedience is to commence tyranny in the nursery." »Benjamin Disraeli |
| "I believe a man is born first unto himself-for the happy developing of himself, while the world is a nursery, and the pretty things are to be snatched for, and pleasant things tasted some people seem to exist thus right to the end. But most are born again on entering manhood then they are born to humanity, to a consciousness of all the laughing, and the never-ceasing murmur of pain and sorrow that comes from the terrible multitudes of brothers." »D. H. Lawrence |
| "What did you ask at school today" »Richard Fenyman |
| "Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other." »Edmund Burke |
| "We learn not in the school, but in life." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some of the originality." »Beatrix Potter |
| "I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other." »Japanese Proverb |
| "Experience is a good school, but the fees are high." »Heinrich Heine |
| "Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "The home is the chief school of human virtues." »William Ellery Channing |
| "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school." »Albert Einstein |
| "He who opens a school door, closes a prison." »Victor Hugo |
| "Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of." »Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
| "Out of life's school of war What does not destroy me, makes me stronger." »Friedrich Nietzsche |
| "A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education." »Smiley Blanton |
| "I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." »Woody Allen |
| "Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul" »John Keats |
| "In business school classrooms they construct wonderful models of a nonworld." »Peter Drucker |
| "Wooderson That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." »Dazed and Confused |
| "Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life." »John Rogers |
| "If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school." »Wayne Knight |
| "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." »A. Whitney Brown |
| "At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me." »Barnaby C. Keeney |
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