| "nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma." »Happy Gilmore |
| "The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed." »William John Bennett |
| "It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days." »Isabel Waxman |
| "What did you ask at school today" »Richard Fenyman |
| "We learn not in the school, but in life." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other." »Edmund Burke |
| "Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some of the originality." »Beatrix Potter |
| "Experience is a good school, but the fees are high." »Heinrich Heine |
| "Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other." »Japanese Proverb |
| "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school." »Albert Einstein |
| "Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "The home is the chief school of human virtues." »William Ellery Channing |
| "He who opens a school door, closes a prison." »Victor Hugo |
| "Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education." »Smiley Blanton |
| "Out of life's school of war What does not destroy me, makes me stronger." »Friedrich Nietzsche |
| "High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of." »Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
| "In business school classrooms they construct wonderful models of a nonworld." »Peter Drucker |
| "I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." »Woody Allen |
| "Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul" »John Keats |
| "Wooderson That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." »Dazed and Confused |
| "Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life." »John Rogers |
| "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns |
| "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." »A. Whitney Brown |
| "If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school." »Wayne Knight |
| "Education begins at home. You can't blame the school for not putting into your child what you don't put into him." »Geoffrey Holder |
| "No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to have a public school named after him." »Herbert Clark Hoover |
| "People react to fear, not love- they don't teach that in Sunday school, but it's true." »Leonardo DaVinci |
| "When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." »Woody Allen |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
