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Our banking system is like a bunch of kids stealing from the cookie jar, and when the central bankers are questioned about it, they lie, or they say they're doing it for our own good - and then we keep putting cookies in the jar - and keep allowing them to steal - when all that's really happening is they're getting a free snack on us. They don't even have to be on their best behavior to get the treat! – John Rocco Savalli
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. – Bill Vaughan