| "Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore |
| "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The man who succeeds above his fellows is the one who early in life clearly discerns his object, and towards that object habitually directs his powers." »Earl Nightingale |
| "Man works for an object. Remove that object and you reduce him into inaction." »Dr. Jose P. Rizal |
| "The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who sustained it, was not to overthrow the Government of the United States but to perpetuate the principles upon which it was founded. The object in quitting the Union was not to destroy, but to save the principles of the Constitution." »Alexander Hamilton Stephens |
| "By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros |
| "It was no Insurrection or Rebellion, or even Civil War in any proper sense of these terms... The war... was a war between States regularly organized into two separate Federal Republics... In the beginning, and throughout the contest, the object of the 'Confederates' was to maintain the separate Sovereignty of each State, and the right of self-government, which that necessarily carries with it. The object of the 'Federals,' on the contrary, was to maintain a Centralized Sovereignty over all the States on both sides. This was the fundamental principle involved in the Conflict, which must be kept continually in mind." »Alexander Hamilton Stephens |
| "I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb |
| "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead |
| "Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman |
| "To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." »Simone de Beauvoir |
| "When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest." »Ty Cobb |
| "There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige |
| "Never fight an inanimate object." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "The education of the will is the object of our existence." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound |
| "No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye." »Elizabeth Bowen |
| "Education has for its object the formation of character." »Herbert Spencer |
| "The object of the superior man is truth." »Confucius |
| "The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be." »Jerry Seinfeld |
| "It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them." »Man Ray |
| "My object all sublime I shall achieve in time..." »W. S. Gilbert |
| "Distinction is the consequence, never the object of a great mind." »George Washington Allston |
| "The great object is, that every man be armed. ... Every one who is able may have a gun." »Patrick Henry |
| "What a fearful object a long-neglected duty gets to be" »Chauncey Wright |
| "The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I was about five feet eight inches tall. I put the ball up and felt totally at ease with the shot. I was completely confident it would go in and I've been shooting it ever since." »Kareem Abdul-Jabar |
| "When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object." »Milan Kundera |
| "Love becomes perfect only when it transcends itself --Becoming One with its object Producing Unity of Being." »Hakim Jami |
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