| "Frank It's the same old story. boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "I took a look around the office. ... I walked out and closed the door behind me. I knew that I would not be back there again. (On leaving the Executive office Building)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race." »Bertrand Russell |
| "Being in the army is like being in the boy Scouts, except that the boy Scouts have adult supervision." »Blake Clark |
| "High office teaches decision making, not substance. It consumes intellectual capital it does not create it. Most high officials leave office with the perceptions and insights with which they entered they learn how to make decisions but not what decisions to make." »Robert Francis Kennedy |
| "Frank Blue you're my boy" »Old School |
| "One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls." »English Proverb |
| "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it." »Clarence Darrow |
| "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck |
| "No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "Not to know the events which happened before one was born, that is to remain always a boy." »Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| "When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were." »John F. Kennedy |
| "I hereby resign this office of president of the United States." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." »John Bay |
| "In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes." »Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson |
| "Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." »John Heisman |
| "The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither be fired nor impeached." »William Safire |
| "I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can you can't do any better." »Harry S Truman |
| "I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy |
| "When I was a boy ... we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner" »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish |
| "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." »Aesop |
| "Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love." »George Santayana |
| "Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post office." »Adrienne E. Gusoff |
| "I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a poor combination." »Frank L. Boyden |
| "When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." »Woody Allen |
| "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." »Rita Rudner |
| "You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office." »Joe Moore |
| "Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." »David Broder |
| "The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office." »Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
