| "Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere." »Chinese Proverb |
| "It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of." »Jonathan Swift |
| "George Shinn. He's the owner of the Charlotte Harlots basketball team." »Ralph Kiner |
| "A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself." »Louis L'Amour |
| "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and the banks. It just does that because it is there and the scenery is there. Talent is a fine mirror with a silver frame, with the name of the owner engraved on the back." »Edgar Lee Masters |
| "Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne Exactly." »Wayne's World |
| "Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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