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"turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double." »Jerry Coleman
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"In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along." »Antonin Scalia
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"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power." »Arthur C. Clarke
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"Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of stainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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