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"I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks and it can't fly very high." »Wilbur Wright
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"I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." »Will Rogers
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"Intellectual is a parrot; wise man is a crow. One is repetitive; other is creative!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have lived well" »Author Unknown
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"So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip." »Will Rogers
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"Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about." »Saskya Pandita
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"Words learned by rote a parrot may rehearse; but talking is not always to converse, not more distinct from harmony divine, the constant creaking of a country sign." »William Cowper
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"Shall He to thee His aid refuse Who clothes the swan in dazzling white, Who robes in green the parrot bright, The peacocks decks in rainbow hues?*" »The Hitopadesa
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"I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Speak of things public to the public, but of things lofty and secret only to the loftiest and most private of your friends. Hay to the ox and sugar to the parrot." »Johannes Trithemius, 1488
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