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"University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment Now the department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers." »Isaac Asimov
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"The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money and his religious beliefs." »Samuel Butler
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"Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full ten parts in her heart." »Tiresias, [Apollodorus, Library 3.6.7]
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"California, the department store state." »Raymond Chandler
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"And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department." »Andrew Carnegie
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I don't like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a pool of unarmed victims available for the predations of the criminal class." »David Mohler
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"The whole is more than the sum of its parts." »Aristotle, Metaphysica
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"Look at the Justice department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"The stability of the whole is guaranteed by the instability of its parts." »Karin Meißenburg, translator and author
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"Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole." »Author Unknown
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"Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked." »Jeff Pesis
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"The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts." »Paul Erlich
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"In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact." »Marlene Dietrich
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"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good." »Anonymous
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"If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if we can't read our script" »Vu Quyen
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"The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedients, and by parts." »Edmund Burke
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"There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his outward parts." »Mary Bertone
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"The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life." »William Wordsworth
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"What an absurd thing it is to pass over all the valuable parts of a man, and fix our attention on his infirmities." »Joseph Addison
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"pixel, n.: A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology: Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department." »Jeff Meyer
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"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money." »David Richerby
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"Gallia est omnis divisa in partres tres. (All Gaul is divided into three parts)" »Gaius Julius Caesar
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"To manage a system effectively, you might focus on the interactions of the parts rather than their behavior taken separately." »Russell L Ackoff
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"The world is emblematic. parts of speech are metaphors because the whole of nature is a metaphor of the human mind." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Persecution was at least a sign of personal interest. Tolerance is composed of nine parts apathy to one of brotherly love." »Frank Moore Colby
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"As we were driving, we saw a sign that said 'Watch For Rocks.' Marta said it should read 'Watch For PRETTY Rocks.' I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke---just to get out of writing a simple letter And I thought I was lazy" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in 1960, the percentage rise in textile imports from 1957 to 1960 and the number of speeches cleared by the Defense department is not quite clear, but anyway, he did. He either overwhelmed you with decimal points or disarmed you with a smile and a wisecrack." »James Barrett Scotty Reston
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"A man of quick and active wit For drudgery is more unfit, Compared to those of duller parts, Than running nags are to draw carts." »Butler
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