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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers
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"The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party." »Ronald Reagan
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." »H.L. Mencken
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"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the party." »Mao Zedong
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"A leader in the Democratic party is a boss, in the Republican party he is a leader." »Harry S Truman
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"Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing." »Made
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend." »Paris Hilton
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"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?" »Anne Frank
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"The revolution is not a tea party." »Mao Tse-tung
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"Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." »Joan Rivers
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"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all." »Queen Victoria
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman." »Alexandre Dumas
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"I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy
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"Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases." »Francois Sagan
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"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." »Mickey Friedman
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"Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from party Mix?" »Elayne Boosler
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"Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican party." »Irving Layton
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"It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other." »Benjamin Disraeli
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"This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country." »Eugene McCarthy
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