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"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
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"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"We are sometimes made aware of a kindness long passed, and realize that there have been times when our friends' thoughts of us were of so pure and lofty a character that they passed over us like the winds of heaven unnoticed when they treated us not as what we were, but as what we aspired to be. -- from A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers" »Henry David Thoreau
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"Vladimir: That passed the time.
Estragon: It would have passed in any case.
Vladimir: Yes, but not so rapidly." »Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (1955)
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"Vladimir That passed the time. Estragon It would have passed in any case. Vladimir Yes, but not so rapidly." »Samuel Beckett
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"By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros
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"I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb
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"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last." »Publilius Syrus
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"If thou art a man, speak not much about thine own manliness, for not every champion driveth the ball to the goal." »Sa?di
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"The more weakness the more falsehood; strength goes straight: every cannon ball that has in it hollows and holes goes crooked." »Richter
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"The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound
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"Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it." »President George Bush, to New Hampshire legislators
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"We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest." »Ty Cobb
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"That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century." »F.W. Lawvere
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"The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he knows something of what has been passing, when in truth he has known nothing but what has passed under his own eye." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Human experience, like the stern-lights of a ship at sea, illumines only the path which we have passed over." »Coleridge
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"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep." »George Gordon Byron
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions." »George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty
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"Books, like proverbs, receive their chief value from the stamp and esteem of the ages through which they have passed" »Sir W. Temple
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"The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over." »Aesop
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"I fixed my eyes on the larget cloud, as if, when it passed out of my sight, I might have the good luck to pass with it." »Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
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"A good man may fall, but he falls like a ball [and rebounds]; the ignoble man falls like a lump of clay." »Bhartrihari
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"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman
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"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige
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