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"Whenever I need to get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Be yourself. I mean, who are you kidding. If you be yourself, you'll find you're perfect friend. You're perfect boyfriend. You're perfect girlfriend. You'll be happy, instead of trying to be someone you know you aren't. You'd be a shadow of a figure you don't even recognize. Chained in a lie. If you be yourself, you'd have confidence, and life would be SO MUCH EASIER! Be yourself, for the sake of others who want to be friends with you, but don't know who you are. If you're yourself, maybe we'll get rid of the snobby popular girls that force you to be someone else. Think about it. Be yourself." »Unknown
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"The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love." »Tom Robbins
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"Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect." »Vince Lombardi
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"A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?" »Oscar Wilde
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"For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we find at the end of a perfect day The soul of a friend we've made." »Carrie Jacobs Bond
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"There are no 'perfect liars' in the world; there are only 'perfect believers' who believe in even the most obvious lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once the greatest earthly problem and grandest hope of the race." »Dio Lewis
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"Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache." »G. K. Chesterton
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"The perfect host requires the perfect parasite." »Adopted from Lance Fusco.
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"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other." »Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting
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"You know, I've got a plan that could rescue Apple. I can't say any more than that it's the perfect product and the perfect strategy for Apple. But nobody there will listen to me." »Steve Jobs
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"Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is." »Owen Gleiberman
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"perfect ignorance is quiet, perfect knowledge is quiet; not so the transition from the former to the latter." »Carlyle
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"Always afraid of making mistakes, always afraid of making wrong decisions, always trying to be perfect; fact is no one is perfect, and the best lessons derive from the mistakes and the wrong decisions we make. Don't be afraid of mistakes, and never regret the decisions you make; use them as a life lesson, and build on them." »Andrew M. Dixon
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"Nothing quite new is perfect." »Marcus Tullius Cicero
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"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." »Ted Turner
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"perfection is my willingness to be less than perfect" »Greg Clowminzer
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"You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you." »John Wooden
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"There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn." »Chinese Proverb
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"The perfect man of action, is the suicide." »William Carlos Williams
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"A perfect day is: Nobody calls with a proplem they can handle themselves." »John Weigel
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"I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them no cause to miss him less." »La Bruyere
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"Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best of the artist." »Rene Angelil
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"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn." »George Bernard Shaw
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"You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked how he would choose to die)" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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"Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole." »Author Unknown
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"Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life." »Karl Barth
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"If life was perfect...... There would be nothing worth living for!!!" »Siddharth Astir
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