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"Sandy carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course carl Spackler Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. THE LITTLE BROWN, FURRY RODENTS. carl Spackler We can do that. We don't even need a reason." »CaddyShack
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"carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. 'Draw,' said the stranger. carl went for his gun, but then 'Hey, where did all these angels come from'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"When Paul went to the Jew first, it was not because it seemed that Israel might yet accept Christ and His kingdom, but simply because God would leave Israel no excuse for rejecting Messiah. Paul confirmed Peter's message, and mightily contended with the Jews everywhere that 'Jesus is the Christ.' And miracles accompanied this confirmation testimony--greater miracles, indeed, than peter himself had wrought. But, unlike peter, Paul never offered the kingdom to Israel. His ministry among them was not to turn the nation to Christ, but to save any from among them who might believe, receiving salvation by grace, and to leave the rest without excuse. Thus God was concluding Israel in unbelief and, even at that early date, mightily using Paul to proclaim grace to the Gentiles." »Cornelius Stam
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"carl Spackler IT'S IN THE HOLE." »CaddyShack
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"Ring Announcer What's your name kid peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That's it The Human Spider That's the best you've got peter Yeah. Ring Announcer Well that sucks." »Spider-Man
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"The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as carl Sandburg once said to me, by newspapers and the Bible." »Van Wyck Brooks
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"peter Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option." »Spider-Man
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"peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied." »Spider-Man
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"A government that robs peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Christ is the Master the Scriptures are only the servant. The true way to test all the Books is to see whether they work the will of Christ or not. No Book which does not preach Christ can be apostolic, though peter or Paul were its author. And no Book which does preach Christ can fail to be apostolic though Judas, Ananias, Pilate or Herod were its author." »Martin Luther
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