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"Communism is like one big phone company." »Lenny Bruce
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"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth." »Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator
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"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy." »Sir Thomas More
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"Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate." »Addison Mizner
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"It is true that you are judged by the company you keep. But it is also true that the company you work for is judged by the image you project, and if you to remain on their payroll, dress like a pro." »Eric Chester
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"Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best in the company is the way to grow worse." »Francis Quarles
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"Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure; in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best in the company is the way to grow worse." »Francis Quarles
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"All phone calls are obscene." »Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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"I'd better get off the phone now, I've already told you more than I heard myself." »Loretta Lockhorn
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"If the phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" »Jimmy Buffett
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"Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thy equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure; in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best of the company is the way to grow worse; the best means to grow better is to be the worst there." »Francis Quarles
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"I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone." »Barry Goldwater
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"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know." »Garry Shandling
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" »James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937
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"All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone" »James Grover Thurber
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"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone." »Woody Allen
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"I'm very curious to know what the hell they're saying on the phone, but I'd be more worried if they weren't talking." »Kingman Brewster, Jr.
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." »Fran Lebowitz
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson
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"It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." »Pam Brown
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"If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting" »Stephen Levine
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"We are always in our own company." »Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 166
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"She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider
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"Every man is like the company he is wont to keep." »Euripides
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"A man is known by the company he avoids." »Anonymous
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"Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Learning makes a man fit company for himself." »Thomas Fuller
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"Live always in the best company when you read." »Sydney Smith
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